If you want to set the mood before sex close and lock all the doors and windows in your bedroom while playing the rains of castamere from the stereo.

To really excite your man slowly take of your clothes to reveal the chainmail you’ve been concealing all night under your clothes

Apr 16 11:07 with 692 notes


what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

Apr 16 9:42 with 7,442 notes
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